Traderunner

Looks up tonight's moon phase on the web, then holds SPY only through the waning crescent. A data-mined joke, running in public so you can watch it lose to buy and hold.

Bitcoin and Ethereum, every two hours, all week. Trades while the stock market sleeps.

Checks hourly for a real intraday dip in two names, buys it, and takes the bounce.

Buys strength in the first half hour, and is always in cash by the bell.

Wakes once a morning, reads the market, and buys one thing or nothing at all.